Their NEWEST and Most Hilarious Adventure!
AN EASTERN GANG MEETS A WESTERN SHERIFF (original ad - all caps)
The Kettles are on a Howling Holiday!
Two against a thousand blood-crazed Apache savages ... trapped under a flaming sky of HATE !
They burned his house ... Raped his wife ... Ravaged his land ...
Haunted by war, they still found something worth fighting for!
A WHIRLWIND OF ACTION-PACKED SERIAL THRILLS! (original poster - all caps)
Thrills Roar Across the Screen!
THE RANGE BUSTERS BACK THEIR WORDS WITH STRAIGHT SHOOTING! (original print ad - all caps)