He was 'CAUGHT IN THE ACT' and couldn't explain---so he spent the night in jail! (original poster)
Based on a real made-up story.
She's NAUGHTY! She's CAPRICIOUS! She's LOVELY and LOVABLE 'Niña Bonita!'
THE BAND OF THE YEAR (says everybody) IN THE MERRIEST MUSICAL ROMANCE OF THE YEAR! (original ad - many caps)
An accident waiting to happen...