He was 'CAUGHT IN THE ACT' and couldn't explain---so he spent the night in jail! (original poster)
Based on a real made-up story.
How deaf is the arrogant, how blind is the ignorant?
She's NAUGHTY! She's CAPRICIOUS! She's LOVELY and LOVABLE 'Niña Bonita!'
THE BAND OF THE YEAR (says everybody) IN THE MERRIEST MUSICAL ROMANCE OF THE YEAR! (original ad - many caps)
An accident waiting to happen...