A Romance full of the tang of the Seven Seas!
The Love Story of a Mug!
Who said married life is boring?
He hit the Man for $3 million. Right where it hurts. In the diamonds. And baby, that's cold.
TWO SAILOR LUGS AND A LOVELY LADY IN A COMEDY SPLASH (original poster-all caps)
When it comes to men...or money...she's the richest girl in town!