BOYS WILL BE BOYS! DOGS IS DOGS! TEAM'EM UP...AND THEY RUN AWAY WITH YOUR HEART! (original half-sheet poster-all caps)
PUT AWAY YOUR GUNS, PUNKS! DON'T YOU KNOW BULLETS WENT OUT WHEN BRAINS CAME IN!
He's steer crazy! The whacky hacky with a meter that registered Laffs only!
He Shot a Killer With a Camera!