TOO MANY SINS TO FORGET! (original print ad - all caps)
A Pandora's Box of Freudian Depravity.
They felt the spirit of the hills in her jugs!
WHAT'S UP NURSE! raised more than a temperature, now comes WHAT'S UP SUPERDOC!
Everyone has secrets...
A Generation of Passion and Lust Explodes with Raw Violence!
There's something in it for EVERYONE!
Bras & brawls behind prison walls!
Are you on his shopping list?
Rated X for adults & F for fun!
Now we know why they were «merry» men!
Worse than loving you is searching for you.
If the graveyard's rockin', don't bother knockin'!
The waitresses are HOT! The service is delicious!