Shooting at empty bottles
Year after year, are people wishing for the right things?
THE BAND OF THE YEAR (says everybody) IN THE MERRIEST MUSICAL ROMANCE OF THE YEAR! (original ad - many caps)
What do you do when you can't go back to the way things were?
Destiny calls and Opportunity knocks, but both come with a price
Booze. Broads. Toy guns.