A fight for an empire behind the curtained mysteries of San Francisco's Chinatown!
Death rides the clouds
THE MASTER OF MYSTERY EXPOSES A GENIUS OF CRIME! (original print ad - all caps)
Can two nerds ever catch a break... and get laid.
...it's funny enough to eat!
DRUG-MAD BEASTS RAVAGE HUMAN PREY!
Beauty at a Price in Chinatown! (original poster)
SOMETHING NEW IN DIXIE FUN!
RUTHLESS DICTATORSHIP (original ad - all caps)