THE FASTEST, FUNNIEST, RACING PICTURE YOU'VE EVER SEEN! (original poster- all caps)
Whoo-Who-o-o! HOLD YOUR SIDES AND TAPE YOUR RIBS...it's the funniest film in years! (original poster)
She's a panic in pigtails! (original poster)
SHE LEARNED ABOUT MEN! It took a play-boy husband, a rich old «daddy»...and a couple of other guys to do it, but what Red doesn't known about males isn't worth learning! (original print ad)
Hugh's up to his neck in laughs!