The Place Where Terror Dwells ...
Who's killing young kids with drugs and crime?
Hiding Him In The Middle Of Nowhere Was The Worst Thing They Could Do!
Treasure your beloved before it's gonna too late
THERE'S Monkey Business GOING ON!
HAUNTED HORSEMEN! (original ad - all caps)
Their wheel of fortune was spun by the COLD STEEL of an AUTOMATIC!
Class of 1980. They're majoring in vandalism and violence! Dana will do anything to belong to this gang-and to survive!