14 WEEKS OF THROBBING THRILLS! WITH THE SERIAL THAT NEVER LETS YOU DOWN! (original ad - all caps)
Russell loves to fart. Heather hates farting ... A love story.
A Regiment of Roars! (original print ad)
Pray For Death
Death to squealers!
Your Greatest Fear Will Become a Reality
Imagine if hell froze over ...and that's what you call home.