Russell loves to fart. Heather hates farting ... A love story.
14 WEEKS OF THROBBING THRILLS! WITH THE SERIAL THAT NEVER LETS YOU DOWN! (original ad - all caps)
A Regiment of Roars! (original print ad)
Death to squealers!
Pray For Death
Your Greatest Fear Will Become a Reality
Imagine if hell froze over ...and that's what you call home.