HE CONFESSED WHEN INNOCENT! THEY DOUBTED HIM WHEN GUILTY!
HOUNDED BY THE LAW...AND MARKED FOR DEATH! (original poster - all caps)
STEP RIGHT UP FOR A LOAD OF LAUGHS!
AN AIR-TIGHT ALIBI? He thought he had an air-tight alibi...but a fast-talking newshawk punched holes in it!
WIDOWED BY BULLETS! HOUNDED BY MEN! SCORNED BY WOMEN (original poster-all caps)