Will you be our mommy?
You haven't really laughed till you meet the Beebes . . . the darndest family in the U.S.A. !
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
It's not what you've done that matters, it's what you're going to do
This summer watch small town America grow up
Thousands Dream of it! Pray for it! Pay for it! But few ever achieve it!
WORTH FIGHTING FOR! (original ad - all caps)