The fundamental things don't necessarily apply . . .
STRANGE POWER (original poster - all caps)
In every club in every bar there's a dealer dying to make it big
The union that's dividing America.
Today's One-Mistake Girls!
A Mystery Serial with a Thousand Thrills in Ten Stirring Chapters! (original poster)
It's an ooh-la-lalapalooza!
The Fun's Getting FEAROCIOUS! MAD DOCTORS! HAUNTED HOUSES! GORILLAS!
Now she's a DANCING Alice!
'I brushed you off because I couldn't be bothered with you any more...you didn't have what it takes to go through with something...you won't involve me in any murder rap...you've said all that you'll ever say!' (original poster)