THRILL WITH THE GUARD OF THE NORTHWEST! (original poster - all caps)
He's old. He's dangerous. You're next.
STEP ON IT... Smash records... break hearts! Make way for love at superspeed!
When it comes to the crunch, how far would you go?
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE JIMMY! AND OH BOY, HAVE WE GOT A HIT!!!
Fate sets the rules, You call the shots