Through the pain... a reason to live.
IT'S murder...but FUN!
PATHOS! ACTION! LAUGHS! - THE EAST SIDE KIDS AT THEIR BEST ! (original one-sheet poster - all caps)
The Final Days of Human Existence
She Was The Island Girl Of Their Dreams... But they couldn't sleep worrying about her!
It's their Funniest Fightin-est Film!
KID ON THE LOOSE!...As Pleasure-Mad Parents Paint The Town!
Be careful how you treat a lady. Especially if she wears a badge.
What you don't know can't hurt you.