Don't put your loved ones in harm's way
There is nothing better than a feeling that comes after destiny snatches you out from all this absurdity.
«THE HILARIOUS ADVENTURES OF A MODERN DAY TOM SAWYER...» (one-sheet poster)
Suicidal fanatics . . . or devoted patriots?
Daring Scout Defies Enemy Lines! (original poster)
They were betrayed... and now it's payback time!
CONDEMNED TO LIVING DEATH!
There is nothing wrong with your computer.
THE WEST ROCKS WITH ACTION! (original ad - all caps)