LUMBERJACKS UNCOVER SABOTEURS! (original poster- all caps)
Greater in Theme-Drama and Spectacular Production Than All Other Fire Thrilles Combined!
TERROR On The TRIGGER!
An insincerely fictional exercise in sincere film criticism and production.
THE FLAMING SHOCKER ABOUT CRIME'S DEADLIEST RACKET!
The true story of one family's struggle for justice
An all-new animated film from St. Louis, Missouri!