Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and other human beings is a dirty shame.
GET READY FOR ROARS! THEY'RE GOING TO DROP HITLER ON BERLIN...When Hal Roach Presents 'That Nazty Nuisance! (original poster)
They spent their honeymoon on the FRONT PAGE!
Forget All The Action Pictures You Ever Saw... And Brace Yourself For A New Kind Of Thrill!
A never before seen look inside a state-of-the-art nuclear submarine on patrol
TORCHY SOLVES CHINESE PUZZLE IN VELLY, VELLY GOOD PICTURE! (Print Ad- Greensburg Daily Tribune, ((Greensburg, Penna.)) 4 February 1939)
A ROARING BROADSIDE OF ALL-NEW THRILLS! BRAZEN INTRIGUE! BLAZING ACTION! (original ad - all caps)
He's all at sea!
U. S. MARINE LANDS SABOTAGE RING! 1000 thrills a mile at 100 miles per hour...as an iron-fisted leatherneck battles spies on a speeding cross-country bus! (original poster)
HITS HIGH-WATER MARK of ACTION!
The Lightning Strikes! A half-crazed devil terrorizes the world with a mysterious thunderbolt that brings devastation to all it touches.