Once upon a midnight dreary.
Four friends with one dark secret they could never outrun.
Pledging Was Hell... Getting In Was Murder.
She Will GIVE YOU Nightmares...FOR EVER!
THE GREATEST SCHOOL-STORY EVER WRITTEN COMES TO THE SCREEN IN ALL ITS GLORY! (original print ad - all caps)
From the best seller that really knew a generation.
Moving on is complicated.
UNCLE SAM'S YOUTHFUL SONS PREPARE FOR AMERICA'S DAY OF VICTORY! Fighting schoolboys halt the enemy's Fifth Column...and halt your breath with hair-raising action!
Reason enchants us, but is it worth it when it takes away our happiness?