THE STEEL OF HIS SWORD FORGED BY REVENGE! (all caps from insert poster)
If someone handed you $1,000,000-- how fast would you run?
CRASH ADVENTURE TRAIL WITH THE RANGER PALS!...as they sweep the plain with a cowboy refrain.
EDDIE'S EASY IN THE SADDLE...EASY ON THE EAR! (original poster - all caps)
Not since 'Cuckoo's Nest' has insanity been so much fun!
Is the cinema more important than life?
They were betrayed... and now it's payback time!
ASIA'S FIERCEST BEASTS CLASH IN MORTAL COMBAT!
CONDEMNED TO LIVING DEATH!
Harry's Hilarious Hi-Jinks!