A Heart-Warming Story of a Heart-Warming Boy who runs a town wild with his HEART-THUMPING SCRAPES!
ACTION, DANGER IN THE FAR NORTH! (original ad - all caps)
Hottest Haul In The West!
STRANGE...his twisted passions! SHOCKING...her dark sins! FEARSOME...the evil path they follow!
WHY NOT A HARMLESS FLIRTATION? (original Herald-all caps)
RAW...PULSING....drama! (original poster)
Those rousing... rollicking... rambunctious...romantic days at good old Siwash,,,yessirree... (ORIGINAL AD)