Teens at a party in an house by the beach have an unexpected visitor
Clattering Hoofs! Spattering Lead! Smashing Saga Of The Pony Express!
When they get the munchies, it's your a**!
Don't get caught with your pants down
Alone, confused and about to graduate.
THEY JOINED THE NAVY TO SEE THE WORLD...BUT THEY NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING LIKE THIS! (original poster-all caps)
A spine-tingling drama of the west!
Football is Life... Everything Else is Mere Detail