THE DAFFIEST TRIO THAT EVER HIT THE LAUGHWAVES! (original poster-all caps)
Song hits to keep you singing gaily for a year! (original poster)
It's Happening in the BRONX - It's Happening in DARIEN - It's Happening in GREAT NECK - It's Happening in Every Home in America!
The wind-swept sands of North Africa! Screaming Arab terror raids! The Harem Dance of Desire! The embattled Foreign Legion! The sheik's palace stormed! And the glorious music of the new 'Desert Song'
The Kill-Mad War for the West's Grazing Country!
THE THREE MUSKETEERS OF THE WEST! A straight-shootin» cowboy...A hero-worshippin» kid...And their gallant pinto pony!
GUNNIN' FOR GOLD WITH HOT LEAD...TOP TUNES...AND WHAT LAUGHS! (original insert card)
Things like this only happen in the movies.
THE NITWITS OF THE NETWORKS! (original poster - all caps)
When life gets tough just give up
The hard road from porn to pop.
A Tornado of Human Emotions! (original poster)