Second place is first place for losers
Can two nerds ever catch a break... and get laid.
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
In the beginning the Devil made a bet with God. The Devil backed Eve, God backed Adam.
Rocketing through the Solar System are 4 Genitally-Driven Girls from another Galaxy!
Hot Rods and Fast Chicks
I've Upped Mine ...
If this was your family you'd also say 'Good-bye Cruel World!'
Call him now... if you dare...
This story is based on real events, only the facts have been changed
It's Comedy Meets Wrestling With A Side Order Of Bacon!