A HISTORICAL DRAMA IN FIFTEEN SPECULATOR CHAPTERS! (original banner-all caps)
Perfection isn't all it's cracked up to be.
How much do you know about the man you love?
Ganesha is back to rock the nation.
A writer finds his story in a friend's final chapter.
Revenge is all she had left
THE GREATEST SCHOOL-STORY EVER WRITTEN COMES TO THE SCREEN IN ALL ITS GLORY! (original print ad - all caps)