YOU'RE GOING TO CALL IT THE GREATEST FIRE PICTURE EVER MADE! (original poster - all caps)
He Wants The Best, She Wants The Rest
THE GANG'S ALL HERE!
Master criminal or missing citizen?
It's Not Nice To Fool With Mother...The Meanest Mother Of Them All!!
Even the Birds and the Bees could learn a thing or two from Bridget!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES HIS LOVE AFFAIRS! (original ad - all caps)
GANG WAR! (original poster)