IF YOU WANT TO BE THRILLED SEE THIS PICTURE (original print ad - all caps)
A flag-flying story of a plebe who fell in love!
They were betrayed... and now it's payback time!
Unglaublich! - Panne an der deutsch-deutschen Grenze!
TEX OUTWITS LYNCH MOB! (original ad - all caps)
A Smashing Indictment of Parental Prudery! (original poster)