When you pick up Janice, you pick up trouble.
DON'T PICK HER UP! Hijackers are using her as bait! (original poster)
Hot Vans... C.B. Radios... and the "Hardest Working" Girls You'll Ever Meet!!!
Running will get you nowhere. Violence will get you dead.
FIGHTING THE TERROR THAT BLIGHTS A GREAT EMPIRE OF INDUSTRY (original Card A poster - all caps)