Here's the hilarious answer to WHY BOYS LEAVE HOME!
Dad's in the attic . . . just don't let him out
Black Gold in Glorious Cinecolor!
Morning Brings Denials of a Whole Town's Mysterious Night Journey
WHY did This Town Without a Conscience...Fear This Man Without a Name? What evil did they try to hide from him?
It comes with the territory...
Thrown forward into an adventure in time.
I was in jail for one hundred years...
WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN GOLD! (original poster-all caps)
Three Tales of Torment
He bet the ranch on a rock 'n roll dream
Prisoners. Hookers. Machetes... Revenge!
TRAPPED IN A POCKET OF HELL WITH A SCALPING PARTY ON EVERY SIDE...(original poster-all caps)