When selling door-to-door is mostly a metaphor
A Mystery Serial with a Thousand Thrills in Ten Stirring Chapters! (original poster)
We don't deserve love but we get it anyway
Dramatic Success!
Robert Conrad is better than Dirty Harry!
I'll take the island by storm . . . and the woman with it!
Down here, the Sword is mightier than the Pen ...
Renegade strippers hunt a temperamental vampire with substance abuse issues.
The Kill-Mad War for the West's Grazing Country!
GUNNIN' FOR GOLD WITH HOT LEAD...TOP TUNES...AND WHAT LAUGHS! (original insert card)