We've widened the aisles so you can roll in 'em ... at the Years's LAFFIEST, DAFFIEST FUN-SHOW!
STRANGE AND STIRRING ADVENTURE, THRILLS! (original poster- all caps)
HIS GUNS SPEAK A SONG OF DEATH!
THE BIGGEST, BRIGHTEST, HAPPIEST HIT OF THE SEASON! (print ad - Lubbock Morning Avalanche - Tech Theatre - Lubbock, Texas - March 1, 1945 - all caps)
Post-Office G-Men on the Trail of Killers!
THEY MAKE THE BREACH-OF-PROMISE RACKET...JUST ONE LONG ROAR! (original poster - all caps)
After a lifetime of cutting people open, can he finally learn what they're really like inside?
IT'S MOIDER! You'll almost die laughing...when these keyhole watchers tangle with a killer!
He Led a Double Life - so he could double up on love!
Sex. Drugs. Fame. Fabric.
Three Boys...Three Lives... One Destiny... A True Story Of Love, Friendship And Honor.