HELP YOURSELF TO HAPPINESS! HERE'S A WHILE SHOW-FULL! (original poster - all caps)
A Gruesome Orgy of Human Mutilation!
Life's a bitch and then you can't die.
Robert «Chip» Thurston will inherit $50,000,000...IF he survives the weekend.
They lived in the house that SCANDAL built!
Florenz Ziegfeld's KID BOOTS
Faster'n lightning with his fists ... even faster'n that with his guns !