THE DAFFIEST TRIO THAT EVER HIT THE LAUGHWAVES! (original poster-all caps)
A HURRICANE OF HAIR-RAISING ACTION! A WHIRLWIND OF TOE-TICKLING TUNES! (original lobby card- all caps)
THE THREE MUSKETEERS OF THE WEST! A straight-shootin» cowboy...A hero-worshippin» kid...And their gallant pinto pony!
YOUR FAVORITE AT HIS BEST!
The music of murder.
THEY'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD!
The hard road from porn to pop.
Zoom into space with the «Toomorrows» on a fantastic trip to the music of tomorrow
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll!