It's a dog's life but somebody's got to lead it.
A WHIRLWIND OF ACTION-PACKED SERIAL THRILLS! (original poster - all caps)
MURDER CLOUDED BY EVIL... EVERY SECOND A HEARTBEAT...
WRITTEN IN BLOOD! A New Page Of Heroic Exploits Destined To Achieve Immortal Fame In The Archives of History!...
TEXAS TERROR! Blazing A Stage Road Through The Badlands! (original poster)