The Million-Dollar Challenge
Mercy is not an option.
The culture is going down on itself... go ahead, Scream!
Souperman Fights For Your Sexual Rights!! (that's right) Souperman
He Hunts Women His KNIFE Tells Him To!
Some stories start..where some stories end.
In This Family, Murder Is Child's Play
Aunt Alejandra can make spells. Lucia's rage could kill.
The comedy that outranks, outpranks and outrages them all!
MICKEY SPILLANE'S A MOVIE STAR NOW! BRINGING YOU EVERY BULLET-AND-BLONDE THRILL HE'S FAMOUS FOR! (original print ad - all caps)