THE DIRTIEST RACKET EVER TO STAIN A POLICE BLOTTER! (original poster-all caps)
The nicest zombie you'll ever meet.
Thank God it's make-believe...
To find true love you must take the risk
Imagine his embarrassment! The stork arrives...just before the wedding! Oh, sweet baby daze. What a situation! (Newspaper ad cut).
When he's not singin', he's shootin'. When he's not shootin', he's lovin'!