FUN! (original print ad - all caps)
A Film Of Rare And Divine Inspiration.
SHOULD YOUTHFUL LOVE BE SACRIFICED TO DUTY? (original poster - all caps)
HAVE A SEAT ON THE 50-YARD LINE...FOR THE THRILL-PACKED, REAL-LIFE DRAMA OF A GREAT ALL-AMERICAN! (original poster-all caps)
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination
Cloning...What's the worst that could happen?
Because you can't choose your family.