The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Face...
Jump in the water is Hot
A Sunburst of Technicolor! A Sunburst of Songs! A Sunburst of Stars!
AUTRY BEATS MURDER TO THE DRAW IN GUN-SCORCHING LOTTERY CLEAN-UP! (original ad - all caps)
It's more fun than marriage.
LAUGHS- LAUGHS - LAUGHS! (original poster - all caps)
Every child deserves happiness