THE NITWITS OF THE NETWORKS! (original poster - all caps)
Shocking and controversial!
'LISTEN, BEAUTIFUL, THIS IS NO PARLOR GAME...YOU'RE PLAYING WITH MURDER! ' (original poster - all caps)
We're Berle-ing them Over!
Meet The MASTER MIND...HE PREDICTS EVENTS --- Even if he has to arrange them himself!
A Riot of Fun
SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO MAIN STREET GIRLS ON MANHATTAN'S MAIN STEM!
An uproarious farce of a worm who turned -- almost too late!
We've widened the aisles so you can roll in 'em ... at the Years's LAFFIEST, DAFFIEST FUN-SHOW!
THEY MAKE THE BREACH-OF-PROMISE RACKET...JUST ONE LONG ROAR! (original poster - all caps)
IT'S MOIDER! You'll almost die laughing...when these keyhole watchers tangle with a killer!