You knew it was a lie... Now you'll know why
Screamingly funny! Screamingly thrilling!
ALL NEW THRILLS! (original ad - all caps)
Defy Pain. Defy the Odds. Defy Definition.
HIT OF HITS!!! IN TECHNICOLOR! (original print ad - all caps)
1939's GLAMOROUS QUEEN OF THE SCREEN! ..In a Triump of Msuic, Romance, Gayety, Thrills! (original 2-column x7 newspaper ad)
Before she wrote Valley of the Dolls, Jacqueline Susann lived it.
LAUGHS- LAUGHS - LAUGHS! (original poster - all caps)
IT'S TEMPO-TERRIFIC! IT'S LAUGH-LOADED! IT'S GIRL-GLAMOROUS! (original ad - all caps)
They lived in the house that SCANDAL built!