My story is I believe
Name: Nancy Dancer. Measurements: 38/24/36. Born: Gary, Ind. 12/21/58. Died: N.O, LA. 2/13/78. ... and that was only the Beginning.
Perception is Reality
THE BLAZING STORY OF THE GREAT ABILENE RANGE WAR! (original print ad - all caps)
All new, all live, not a cartoon, never before shown anywhere!
A new star is born!
Schoolboys