You can't fight, you can't hide, you can only...Run.
CRIME DIDN'T PAY WHEN THIS MASTER DETECTIVE STEPPED IN! (original poster - all caps)
Be a Clown.
IT'S A DOZEN ROSE BOWL THRILLERS ROLLED INTO ONE!
SHE'S MAD ABOUT MURDER! and when Kitty gets mad...there's a howl-a-minute hilarity for you!
SOME GAL...She gives the boys ideas! SOME MUSIC...The hottest band in the land!...SOME FUN...Laughin' along the hit parade!
YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING WHEN YOU SEE IT! (original poster-all caps)