Christmas is coming.... eventually
The greatest adventure of mankind
The magic movie that won't stay on the screen.
NOW FOLLOW YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON STRIP HERO ON A SERIAL SUPER-THRILL TRIP TO THE MOON!
A new computer animation video album
Don't see this picture unless you take the special motion sickness pill provided free at this theater!
WATCH FOR THRILLS! THE VIGILANTES ARE COMING! (original Card A - all caps)
The Nation's Greatest Ass-trologer!