It's a Rumpus on the Campus!
...weeping may remain for a night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.
She's a panic in pigtails! (original poster)
Zany air-wave antics! Zowie laughs for you!
MURDER WAS HIS PASSPORT! (original print ad - all caps)
MURDER IN A BLACKOUT...With A Blonde!
An All-American hero kicks an all-time high in excitement! (original poster)
He's steer crazy! The whacky hacky with a meter that registered Laffs only!
STEP ON IT... Smash records... break hearts! Make way for love at superspeed!
All dressed up, and it's the end of the world.
Every man's fantasy. A woman who will do anything you want. And give you everything you need. The perfect wife. And you don't have to marry her.
We All Deserve to Be Noticed