He's a white man with an afro and a bad attitude!
You can't be rational about things that are important
GAL GAL-ORIOUS COMEDY MUSICAL!
An Action-Packed Expose of Cattle Rustling Today
Two Continents, Two Eras, One Lethal Adventure!
HIGHWAY HEROES! ROARING INTO ACTION AT BULLET SPEED! (original ad - all caps)
Based upon «The Spider» Magazine Stories (original poster)
Everyone's beautiful in their own way...
Love set to a new beat.