PUBLIC NOTICE - CONDITIONS OF ADMISSION - Dirtiest Girl I Ever Met will be shown complete and uncut. but due to the censorable nature of this film, the age of the girl and the people involved, the producers have agreed to the following: No one under 18 admitted. Ficticious names will be used. This notice will be displayed at theatre so patrons will be aware of the film's shocking content.
Blonde and Beautiful...Despised and Hated!...
He's had a mistress. She's had enough
You're invited to a wedding...WE'RE NOT SURE ABOUT THE DATE (IT DEPENDS ON WHEN WE CAN CATCH UP WITH THE BRIDE-GROOM) - BUT THERE'LL BE CHAMPAGNE, MUSIC IN THE STREETS, A BIT OF LONDON, PRAIS, THE HIGH SEAS AND LITTLE OLD NEW YORK.
Emotional Dynamite!
The Smell of Money... The Taste of Power... The Heat of the Night