ZORRO - Crack shot, super swordsman...known to few, his iron hand is felt by all who dare defy the law! (original print ad)
You can always keep a good man down!
Life meets at the crossroads
Souperman Fights For Your Sexual Rights!! (that's right) Souperman
Rated PG (Positively Gross)
He slaked his thirst with the blood of innocent young virgins
She's Much More Than You've Ever Had Before!
A Starlet During the Week ... A Nature-Girl EVERY Weekend!
It'll get under your skin...