The fundamental things don't necessarily apply . . .
Fear Thy Neighbor
Based on the Newspaper Serial by Lieutenant Commander FRANK V. MARTINEK U.S.N.R. (Retired) (all original posters, ads and title cards)
Russell loves to fart. Heather hates farting ... A love story.
You're either in, or you're in the way!
The law is simple to understand. The English language is not.
Don't open the door
He's all action... He's all man... He's all over the place!
Eat The Dead
The Lure of Motion-Picture Stardom for Young, Pretty Girls Has Always Been Part of the American Dream!
I only wanted to make a Bloody Horror Film!
Life's a matter of honor
Around these parts, the buffalo roam to an entirely different tune.