There's a sucker born every minute!
There are no happy endings.
Murder is easy to forget.
What will remain?
Blood isn't the only thing that gets shed!
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Happy Deathday!
An Unforgettable Journey To The Wilder Side Of Sex
«Where Mean Girls Meet Dead Girls!»
G-G-GUARANTEED! YOU'LL BE SCARED UNTIL YOU LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY! (original theatrical poster - all caps)