«Diddle-diddle diddum, diddum ga-ga-ga moo SANDY!»
RIOTOUS INCIDENT! (Print ad for "Special Delivery" - U.S. title - all caps)
SHE Wanted HIM...AND Took HIM!
The Wildest Round Robin of Bed Hopping To Spring From the Screen Since "La Ronde"
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW...YOU NEVER CAN TELL ABOUT WOMEN! AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A NICE GIRL, TOO! (original poster-all caps)